Thursday, May 13, 2010


Alright, I admit that I may have missed the boat on this story, as it happened in late January. To be fair, though, Laytheism didn't even exist in January. Anyway, according to A CBS News syndicate out of Dallas, a local prison guard was fired for conduct unbecoming of an officer...after he repeatedly spoke about how all homosexuals should be killed, quoting the bible as his source. In his official statement, buried among the normal nonsense (that most of us could probably recite from memory anyway), was this little gem of christian wisdom.

"I believe that all dinosaurs were born of Satanic angel who has sex with woman and the animal kingdom that created ungodly reptilian creatures none of these were on the Ark,"
I must confess, it took a great amount of willpower to avoid editing his grammar.

Anyway, check out the story if you're interested. It may not be new, but it sure is memorable.


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